Nat 20 Baby – The Ultimate Critical Hit Onesie
Some heroes are born into greatness—others roll a Nat 20 at birth. Equip your tiny adventurer with this Nat 20 Baby Onesie, because from their very first roll, they’re already a legend. Made for comfort, chaos, and critical cuteness, this onesie ensures your little dice goblin is cozy and ready to embark on the ultimate campaign: life.
Whether they’re rolling for nap time or making saving throws against diaper changes, this gear is a must-have for any party member under Level 1.
Perk List (Baby Buffs! 🎲)
+20 to Cuteness – DM ruling: This baby is objectively adorable.
Passive: Sleep Resistance – Because let’s be honest, they’re not rolling high on that check.
+1 to Strength (Tiny but Mighty Edition) – Perfect for gripping fingers and stealing hearts.
Auto-Equip: Fits Most Level 0 Adventurers – Available in multiple sizes for growing heroes.
+5 to Parental Pride – Every time someone compliments the onesie, you gain inspiration.
Bonus Action: Spit Up Attack – No saving throw. No survivors.
Perfect for the next generation of dice rollers, dungeon delvers, and adorable party members. Get your Nat 20 Baby suited up today! ⚔️🎲
Some heroes are born into greatness—others roll a Nat 20 at birth. Equip your tiny adventurer with this Nat 20 Baby Onesie, because from their very first roll, they’re already a legend. Made for comfort, chaos, and critical cuteness, this onesie ensures your little dice goblin is cozy and ready to embark on the ultimate campaign: life.
Whether they’re rolling for nap time or making saving throws against diaper changes, this gear is a must-have for any party member under Level 1.
Perk List (Baby Buffs! 🎲)
+20 to Cuteness – DM ruling: This baby is objectively adorable.
Passive: Sleep Resistance – Because let’s be honest, they’re not rolling high on that check.
+1 to Strength (Tiny but Mighty Edition) – Perfect for gripping fingers and stealing hearts.
Auto-Equip: Fits Most Level 0 Adventurers – Available in multiple sizes for growing heroes.
+5 to Parental Pride – Every time someone compliments the onesie, you gain inspiration.
Bonus Action: Spit Up Attack – No saving throw. No survivors.
Perfect for the next generation of dice rollers, dungeon delvers, and adorable party members. Get your Nat 20 Baby suited up today! ⚔️🎲
Some heroes are born into greatness—others roll a Nat 20 at birth. Equip your tiny adventurer with this Nat 20 Baby Onesie, because from their very first roll, they’re already a legend. Made for comfort, chaos, and critical cuteness, this onesie ensures your little dice goblin is cozy and ready to embark on the ultimate campaign: life.
Whether they’re rolling for nap time or making saving throws against diaper changes, this gear is a must-have for any party member under Level 1.
Perk List (Baby Buffs! 🎲)
+20 to Cuteness – DM ruling: This baby is objectively adorable.
Passive: Sleep Resistance – Because let’s be honest, they’re not rolling high on that check.
+1 to Strength (Tiny but Mighty Edition) – Perfect for gripping fingers and stealing hearts.
Auto-Equip: Fits Most Level 0 Adventurers – Available in multiple sizes for growing heroes.
+5 to Parental Pride – Every time someone compliments the onesie, you gain inspiration.
Bonus Action: Spit Up Attack – No saving throw. No survivors.
Perfect for the next generation of dice rollers, dungeon delvers, and adorable party members. Get your Nat 20 Baby suited up today! ⚔️🎲